🏈 Cracker Barrel Love: A Story of Wings, Ads, and Riri🐔

Just Wing It

Dear Neuro-Savvy Billionaires,

I hope you all are ready for the big game today! The Super Bowl is one of the most significant events of the year here in the states, and it's only fitting that this year's game is historic, with both starting quarterbacks being black, a Women’s crew of F/A-18 Super Hornets for the flyover. , and the Kalce brothers duking it out for momma’s love. we celebrate Black History Month, we should take a moment to appreciate this momentous achievement in the NFL. Just don’t get confused by those strand devices the players will be wearing.

There many different types of Superbowl people. If you're watching the game for the ads, prepare to be amazed, as companies pay an average of $7 million for a 30-second slot. I know some are coming just to see Rihanna and already have their merch. But if you're like me and more interested in poultry-nomics, great news! Chicken wings prices are down 22% YoY. 

Valentine’s DAY IS TUESDAY, FEB 14TH! Rather than booking a restaurant, why not make it night in for two by preparing dishes like steak Diane, Pan seared scallops with fresh Tomatoes, or the time-honored Spaghetti and Meatballs? But if you find yourself alone this year, don’t worry. There are always jailbroken AI chatbots like Replika, CharacterAI, or Mumkin to keep you company. Just book the proposal at Cracker Barrel so you two love birds can eat for free for a year. 

Scottsdale, Arizona, has become the new hotspot for bachelorette parties, with over a whopping 21,000 short-term rental units available for booking on Airbnb and VRBO, a five-fold jump from the 6,200 lists just a few years ago. Many investors have been setting up shop just for this weekend's game since the last Superbowl hosted in Phoenix, Arizona, $1.1 million back in 2015. Everyone wants a piece of that action because the parties here don’t stop when the clock winds down to zero. This surge of bodies has led to some noise complaints from year-round residents. Still, the Scottsdale Police Department is on it. It has created a new patrol unit dedicated to responding to these grievances.

On another note, Goldman Sachs Partners aren't too happy with CEO David Solomon, and it's reminding some people of the '99 Hank Paulson. In contrast, this week, we learned that you don't have to be a genius to make a lot of money. Sweden's recent study showed that intelligence correlates with higher wages, but only up to the $65,000 per year bracket.

Lastly, Bing looks to overcome Google in the tech world, Palantir’s Q4 numbers are SOFT, and Anheuser-Busch has released its exclusive advertising rights for alcohol during the Super Bowl. This move allows competitors like Heineken, Coors Light, and Miller Light to air commercials for the first time. So next year's game will see ads with future alien spokespeople learning about our 21st Century culture off a Bing for the best Remy Martin mix over Cumtown, Alaska.

Wishing you all a great Super Bowl Sunday!

With gratitude,

Hendy Saint-Jacques & ChatGPT-3

Creator & Chief Joy Spreader.

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THE LATEST TECH TRENDS

🤓TECHNOLOGY:

• I Spent 24 Hours Researching the best Text-To-Speech AI tool so you don’t have to. (PS. you can now watch the NSB on Youtube)

• More Tech Creation tools: Midjourney, Magician, Boomy. ( FYI, you need be on discord to use MidJourney…🙄)

• And all of this is making voice-over actors VERY NERVOUS

🧠MENTAL HEALTH:

• Why sometimes, we just need to stop

•  We’re getting a new Alzheimer’s drug this year.

• Done Creating, these AIs want to check in on you (e.g. Woebot, Prodigy, Poised)

🤑VENTURE CAPITAL:  

• Some Americans are doing worse.

• Tired of your Senator’s investment portfolio crushing your fund manager’s These New ETFS keep you in the game

• Peter’s 2023 Fellows was announced.

“It is the dim haze of mystery that adds enchantment to pursuit.”

-Antoine Rivarol

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